Gifts for a New Mom Who Has Not Slept
Six things for the three in the morning shift.
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Mother’s Day Gifts That Are Not Flowers
Flowers die on the Thursday. Six things that do not.
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Gifts for a Dad Who Says He Does Not Want Anything
He means it, mostly. Six things that get past the objection anyway.
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Father’s Day Gifts That Are Not a Tie
Six things he will use, in the bracket where Father’s Day actually happens.
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Gifts for the Dad Who Fixes Everything
Six gifts for the man who has never once called a professional.
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Golden Retriever Gifts for People Who Are Basically Staff
Six golden retriever gifts from $14.95, for the household’s actual employer.
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Corgi Gifts, Because Of Course You Have a Corgi
Six corgi gifts from $14.95, for the shortest opinion in the house.
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Beagle Gifts for the Household That Lost the Argument
Six beagle gifts from $12.95, for people who technically own the dog.
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Boat Gifts That Are Not Another Koozie
They already own eleven koozies. Here is what actually gets used at six in the morning.
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Gifts for Coworkers Under $25
How to spend twenty five dollars on a colleague without buying another desk ornament.
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Gifts for Dachshund People Who Know Exactly What They Signed Up For
Seven dachshund gifts from $12.95: stickers, magnets and three kinds of mug, all printed to order.
