The golden retriever is not your pet. You are its staff, the arrangement was settled without a meeting, and the hair on every item of clothing you own is simply the uniform.
Golden people know this and find it funny, which makes them one of the easier groups to buy for. They are not precious about it.

Under $20
Where most golden gifting happens, and where the jokes work hardest.
Die-Cut Magnet, Golden Hair. Everywhere, Golden Retriever Gift Price range: $14.95 through $22.95See it →
Golden Retriever Vinyl Sticker: Golden Hair. Everywhere. Price range: $14.95 through $22.95See it →
Die-Cut Magnet, I Love My Golden, Golden Retriever Gift Price range: $14.95 through $22.95See it →The mug
The everyday object. Ceramic goes in the dishwasher; the enamel camp mug is steel, hand wash only, and will outlast everything else in the cupboard.
Black Coffee Mug, Golden Retriever Gift: I Love My Golden Price range: $20.95 through $23.95See it →
Color Inside Mug, Golden Retriever Gift: I Love My Golden Price range: $22.95 through $25.95See it →
Enamel Camp Mug, Golden Retriever Gift: Golden Hair. Everywhere.$32.95See it →More breeds, and more of this, in the Pet Collection.
